S30 E1 • Bart's Not Dead

Bart takes a dare, and ends up in the hospital. To cover for himself and Homer, he says he went to Heaven and met Jesus. Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, which Homer takes. But Bart can't deal with the guilt and comes clean to Marge after the movie is finished.

S30 E2 • Heartbreak Hotel

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

S30 E3 • My Way or the Highway to Heaven

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

S30 E4 • Spécial d'Halloween XXIX

Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers, Lisa finally snaps and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.

S30 E5 • Baby You Can't Drive My Car

A self-driving car company comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees with their fun work environment.

S30 E6 • From Russia Without Love

On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web.

S30 E7 • Werking Mom

Marge wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of "Amelie".

S30 E8 • Krusty the Clown

Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there.

S30 E9 • Daddicus Finch

Lisa and Homer's bond gets stronger when they start spending real quality time together, and Bart feels neglected. So Marge tries to help Homer balance his attention between the kids.

S30 E10 • 'Tis the 30th Season

After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas. However, Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

S30 E11 • Mad About the Toy

When Marge and Homer leave Grampa to babysit the kids, some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa's past to when he was a post-war toy model.

S30 E12 • The Girl on the Bus

When Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family, and proceeds to try and live a double life.

S30 E13 • I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can

Homer angers Marge by binging their favorite show without her, and has to pick up a new skill in order to make amends. Meanwhile, Bart prepares to compete in "Krusty's Holiday Trample".

S30 E14 • The Clown Stays in the Picture

Krusty reveals the untold story of his past in his movie "The Sands of Space." While working as personal assistants on the movie, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship.

S30 E15 • 101 Mitigations

Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car and must either prove his innocence in court or reconcile with him.

S30 E16 • I Want You (She's So Heavy)

When a romantic night ends in injury, Marge recovers by taking up kite boarding while Homer bonds with his hallucinated hernia; Lisa attempts to fix her parents' strained relationship by seeking advice from an unlikely source.

S30 E17 • E My Sports

As Bart begins to excel in video game competitions, Homer discovers a passion for coaching him; Lisa attempts to bring Homer back to reality, but the plan causes chaos.

S30 E18 • Bart vs Itchy & Scratchy

Krusty releases an all-female reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy,” so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart’s friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.

S30 E19 • Girl's in the Band

Homer works extra shifts at the plant so Lisa can play in the Capitol City Philharmonic.

S30 E20 • I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh

Marge becomes director of Springfield's local theater, armed with Lisa's script resembling "Hamilton"; Homer joins a baby class with Maggie, and he takes a liking to supervisor Chloe.

S30 E21 • D'oh Canada

Lisa is mistakenly given political asylum in Canada during a family trip to Niagara Falls.

S30 E22 • Woo-Hoo Dunnit

The documentary crime series “Dateline: Springfield” goes in-depth to solve the case of Lisa’s missing college fund.

S30 E23 • Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion

Marge starts a business selling healing crystals to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer’s work cuts children’s health-care benefits, leading Marge to use the crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart’s ADD.