S3 E1 • Episode 1

• Bubbles bumps into her ex-husband and his new wife at the health spa. • Lou and Andy visit an aquarium • Dudley's new Thai bride, Ting Tong, arrives, but she is not what he was expecting. • Vicky and her gang are challenged to a dance-off. • Mrs Emery meets an old friend at the supermarket • Emily Howard has a 'small' facial hair problem • Sir Norman Fry reveals a personal secret on TV. • Carol Beer starts work in a travel agents • Dafydd starts his new job as a rent boy. • Anne takes part on Stars in Their Eyes • Linda has a meeting with a bald student. • Marjorie has had an accident with her tanning cream. • Sebastian discovers the PM's plan about Iran - what will he do? • Lou and Andy visit an airshow - but where's Andy got to?

Première diffusion : 17 novembre 2005

S3 E2 • Episode 2

• Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. • Mrs. Emery visits the post office. • Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line. • Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet. • After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel. • Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem. • Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya. • Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girlfriend? • Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse. • Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him. • Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the doner. • Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament • Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.

Première diffusion : 24 novembre 2005

S3 E3 • Episode 3

• Vicky has some scandal to sell to the press. • Andy wants breasts, but a magazine won't suffice. • Anne has a new job as a pianist in a posh restaurant. • An elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise. • A new revelation for Dudley, Ting Tong not from Pong Pong. • Sir Norman Fry explains away being caught in a compromising position in a public toilet. • Marjorie gets a bit too starstruck when Fat Fighters gets a celebrity new member • Letty, a woman obsessed by pretend frogs, reacts unexpectedly to being given a real frog. • Diseree catches Bubbles giving Roman a facial, but was he set up? • Orville the duck is spotted in a supermarket trying to keep a low profile. • Don unwisely orders another spicy meal. • Sebastian reacts badly to a book revealing the PM has a few skeletons in his cupboard • An elderly couple make a donation to the Donkey hospice • Maggie meets Judy's daughter's coloured boyfriend • Lou is stopped by the police for speeding.

Première diffusion : 1 décembre 2005

S3 E4 • Episode 4

• Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library. • Emily hits the town with Florence to celebrate her hen night. • Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother. • Roman reveals to Bubbles the reason he left her was because she was too skinny. • An old man is nearing his end but not as quickly as he thought he would. • Someone wants to travel to the island featured in Captain Corelli's Mandolin... computer says no. • Pat and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be creative with baby names. • Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting about their new enemy - Gypsies. • Daffyd is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party • Linda describes an Indian student to Martin. • Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magazine about feet problems. • Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a mustache. • Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a Chinese Shi-tzu. • Andy takes matters into his own hands when Lou refuses to rescue his Frisbee from an electricity pylon.

Première diffusion : 8 décembre 2005

S3 E5 • Episode 5

• Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house. • A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no. • A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter. • Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. • Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glacé cherry. • Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'. • The man and wife check up on Vicky. • At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init • Daffyd explains to his mother why he cant get a job. • At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home. • Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop. • Lou and Andy visit a rugby match. • Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he? • Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.

Première diffusion : 15 décembre 2005

S3 E6 • Episode 6

• Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after claiming she's won the lottery. • As Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back. • Carol gets a shock - computer says yes! • Lou returns to the Isle of Wright following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has arranged for him. • Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven. • Linda is visited by a big, black man. • Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object. • Mrs Emery visits the doctor with knee problems. • Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against her. • Linda gets a protest visit from all the students she has insulted. • Andy's helper finds alternative 'entertainment' for Andy. • Daffyd prepares to leave the village for a new life in London. • Anne is entering the Christmas spirit - which Dr Beagrie discovers the hard way. • Dudley discovers Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant. • Sebastian is heartbroken - the PM has resigned. • Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake...

Première diffusion : 24 décembre 2005

S3 E7 • Little Britain Abroad Part 1

• Lou informs Andy they're going to Disney World. • In Paris, Anne, Dr Lawrence and Dr Beagry visit the Louvre. • Spanish Holiday rep' Carol Beer manages to upset a holidaying couple. • Myfanwy opens a new gay bar on the Greek island of Mykonos and recruits Daffyd to hand out flyers. • On the plane, Lou manages to arrange permission for Andy and himself to visit the cockpit. • In Italy Maggie tries to get rather more personal with Judy than she would like. • The holidaying couple try to book an excursion with Carol, unfortunately for them she's armed with a computer. • Vicky is awaiting trial in a Tai prison for smuggling Heroin. • In Mykonos Daffyd is having difficulty finding gay customers for Myfanwy's bar. • Lou and Andy are shown around the cockpit of the plane however Andy has his eye on a big red button. • Marjorie Dawes takes an American FatFighter class but soon finds out that her insults won't work with the natives. • Myfanwy's opening night isn't going to plan. • Carol Beer is on the war path after the holiday couple make a complaint about her. • Bubbles gate crashes Ronnie Corbett's Monte Carlo mansion. • Surviving the plane crash Lou and Andy find themselves on a mysterious tropical island.

Première diffusion : 25 décembre 2006

S3 E8 • Little Britain Abroad Part 2

• Lou tries his best to get Andy and himself rescued. Andy's just bored, but not for long. • Before Vicky is sentenced Shelley Pollard makes a plea on behalf of her daughter. • Dudley and Ting Tong spend their honeymoon in Belgium with Dudley's brother and his new Russian bride Ivanka. • Bubbles visits a Swiss clothing boutique. • Lou brings food for Andy, strangely he's not hungry anymore. • Ting Tong finds an interesting video in a Belgium sex shop. • Dr Lawrence takes Anne to Vatican City to see the Pope. • Kenny Craig meets his match in a Portuguese hotel. • Lou faces the dangers of the sea in order to save Andy. • Mr Mann's life long search for a pirate memory game has taken him to a shop in Morocco. • At the White House, Sebastian is obsessed about the PM's suggestion of a 'special relationship'. • The UK Fat Fighters group receive a Texan replacement for Marjorie. • Ting Tong exposes Ivanka. • The Prime Minister and the President have finished their meeting. • Lou finally reaches home to find Andy safe, but how did he get there before him?

Première diffusion : 30 décembre 2006