S1 E1 • Football Up North

Geoffrey has just found out his wife has been cheating on him, so his friend Mick convinces him to accompany him to the season opening of Barnsley Football Club.

S1 E2 • Fishing Up North

Geoffrey is feeling down now his wife has gone for good and living in India. Mick Smith and Skint Flint help take his mind off things with a spot of Fishing.

S1 E3 • Halloween Up North

Mick and the gang are on the run from Jack and Jill, two Zombies who have escaped from Barnsley Zoo. Meanwhile Colin Wood gets himself a girlfriend.

S1 E4 • Christmas Up North

Olivia Jenkins leaves home after going Carol singing at the Smiths house and everyone telling her "you don't live here". Rosie and Mick treat their children to some wonderful presents on Christmas Day.

S1 E5 • Trouble Up North

Slasher Jenkins escapes from Donny Prison and ends up gate crashing his brother-in-laws birthday party. Patch gets a 50th birthday he will never forget in a hurry!