Shake Your Body Politic

The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape and Some Matches)

What I Destroyed on My Summer Vacation

The Starving Artist Weight-loss Program Works... to Varying Degree... Somethetimes

Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the Board of Tourism forBad Sex, Ont.?

And the Award for Best Post-Coital Hug Goes to...

Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre

May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep us Thruthful, Good, and Mild

Broken Records