Someone Told Me Life Gets Easier in Your 50's

El Gallito (intro)

There’s an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice

Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning

If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry

Klootzak Keizer (intro)

Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home

8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses

From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small