Fictions 虚构

Kebabs (烤串)

Madame Sheep is Madame Goat (绵羊太太就是山羊太太)

Natural Communism (自然公共主义)

China‘s National Dinosaur Park (中华恐龙园)

Fallen asleep (睡着了)

Collided into a piece of tofu (撞上一块豆腐)

Transferred to another post (调任)

A few foreigners in ancient China lived in ChangAn (古代的几个外国人住在长安)