Duquesne Whistle par lehibououzbek

X: Eh Bobby, musicians ready, we're only waiting for you.

Bob: Can you lemme drink a glass of whiskey, smoke a fag and take a mint before coming, yup ?!

X: So get a move on !

Bob: (in an aside) Schmuck, no respect for old rusty man like me !

***Meanwhile***

X: Guitar, ok?
guitar: (nod)
X: Double bass, ok?
double bass: (nod)
X: Drums ?
drums: (nod)
X: Piano, right ?
piano: (nod)
X: Where the f**k is Bobby ?!

Booooooooooooooooooooooob, where are thou ??? We're only in it for the money, right ?

***At last, Bob is coming. A hat, his (voice), glasses.***

X: Ok. Is everyone ready ?
Right.
Let's go.

***...6 minutes later***

Bob: Well, good job mates !

X: (aside) I'm gonna kill him !
For God's sake Bobby, what were you doing ?!
We had JUST one take for that song !
What about your voice ? What about your style ?
I was telling you just miming lyrics.

Bob: What ?

X: Yep Bobby. You're no longer able to sing, you know. Time is short and your career is behind you right now.
We've just hired someone to sing the song, you know.
Get it Bobby ?
Hope you'll forgive me Bobby, but we're only in it for bucks.
Time to turn the page.
50 years is enough.

Bob: GAME OVER