S1 E1 • Episode 1: Charles

Letter to Lloyd (sic): I asked you to destroy my bro in a rap, here's some info. He's 15, he has a mustache, he grunts instead of answering, he wears black and he hates Chuck Norris. He tries to rap, he thinks that Things 1 and 2 were weak, he's a jerk who always has to throw the last punch! His food can't touch, he doesn't like cheese, potatoes, mayo, or most codiments, (i thought i'd throw that in). And don't think I'm hatin' him, it's just that he's a jerk and i want to get back at him just once for all the things he did to me. He's probably gonna hit me once he hears it, but it'll be worth it! PLEASE!

Première diffusion : 10 octobre 2011

S1 E2 • Episode 2: Southwest High

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Fear EpicLloyd I go to South High School and our school's greatest enemy is Southwest High School. Majority of that school are snobby, rich, art white kids that clam they have more diversity then us. At our Soccer saturdays, they threw water bottles at me and my friends (all of us girls)- WITH water in them, then their cheer was "South is Filth" as the Southwest althetics director told us to leave when we talked to some friends at SOUTH'S soccor game. let them know which school is better

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2011

S1 E3 • Episode 3: Christian

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Dear Lloyd, Alright, Theres a Kid At My School Named "Christian" And He Is Treated Like a King, Just Because His Dad Is RICH, He Gets Everything he wants and the teachers wont say ANYTHING when he hits my frind Square in the face ALL because his dad is rich and he literally threatened to sue my Teacher (NO LIE) The One Reason I want him dissed is because he stole my girlfrind in 6th grade by bribing her 100$. yeah i know... and he treats her like crap and she dosnt care. PLEASE DESTROY HIM!

Première diffusion : 31 janvier 2012

S1 E4 • Episode 4: Jennifer

Letter to Lloyd (sic): EpicLloyd, I was a combat medic during the Iraq war. I married my highschool sweetheart before I deployed. While I was gone, she moved a fat dude with no job and a kid into my house with her while I unwittingly financially supported both of them I actually found out about it from her sister when Jennifer (my ex wife) stole several thousand dollars from my bank account and disappeared. she ended up showing up at her family's house with this guy for Thanksgiving.

Première diffusion : 28 mars 2012

S1 E5 • Episode 5: Justin

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Dear EpicLLOYD, There's this guy named Justin who thinks he's so hot. Just because I'm a little bit of a bigger girl, he feels the need to destry me, and my self esteem. He says he wants to cut me open and watch the gravy flow! He calls me a fat c*nt, and makes fun of me constantly. The list of vulgarities and threats is literally over a mile long. I'd give anything in the worl to see you DESTROY Justin, just like he's done to me. Please, help me out here Lloyd!

Première diffusion : 11 mai 2012

S1 E6 • Episode 6: James

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Hi Mr Lloyd My name is Simon, I live in the UK and work for a large international bank. Thats my background. Thing is - my bro, Jim (James), hasn't had a job for like 10 years. Ever since he quit his job he's been leeching off of me. Rent, taxes, bills - you name it. He doesn't even try to find a job or claim job seekers allowance or any benefits. If it were anyone else they would have got kicked out long ago, but alas he's my twin brother with nowhere else to go. So it's hard for me. I'm not on massive wages, really quite the opposite. I barely scrape by yet he doesn't give a shit and if I moan, we fight. I'm that depressed - diss the fuck out of him, hopefully he'll change his ways. Cheers dude. I'm a huge fan.

Première diffusion : 25 juillet 2012

S1 E7 • Episode 7: Tyrance, William and Reshad

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Dear EPIC LLOYD Every day for the last two years of my high school life ive had to put up with three guys (Tyrance, William, Reshad ) making fun of the way i walk because i have to wear leg braces. They are all 19 have screwed up teeth with braces. Tyrance still sleeps with his older sister bc he's afraid. Reshad claims he shaves his head but he's bald. As for Will. He'll cry when he gets a paper cut and claims hes the greates rapper that ever lived. He sucks...... Please LLoyd help me out.

Première diffusion : 3 octobre 2012

S1 E8 • Episode 8: Daniel (aka Quit Raps for Hire)

Letter to Lloyd (sic): HELP EPICLLOYD! I work at iHop and my boss is crazy! He'll tell me to do 3 thing and when I get started he yells at me in fron of my cutomers that I haven't finishe the other 2 tasks right away. I lose tips because people think I'm a suckish waiter when he yells. He's just pissed that he has 4 dui's and is on a 5000 dollar bail but takes his frustration out on me. His name is Daniel and he barely even speaks english IT'S JUST FREAKING PANCAKES I WANNA QUIT BY SENDING HIM A DISS RAPS VIDEO

Première diffusion : 15 octobre 2012

S1 E9 • Episode 9: Joan

Letter to Lloyd (sic): Lloyd, Bro. I have gne through a divorce, fought alcoholism, and fought to finaly have custody back of my 5 year old little girl. For the last year and a half, have been living in a mobile home I bought, with 3 bedrooms and two baths so that I could probide a home for myself and my daughter. The Trailer trash park maager never liked me because I'm young, I'm not married, and my father had to help me qualify to live in the park because devorce bankrupted me. Ever since I moved here, this woman Has harassed me, threatened to evict me for not pulling weeds that just sprouted, and shit like that. Well, now she has done it... she has sent me an eviction notice and I have no idea what I'm gonna do. She looks like barbara bush with a bad little orphan Annie dyed granny for, and she has to constantly adjust her crusty lips so her teeth don't fall out. Make my day brother. Clown this woman so I can at least have the last laugh Hey Bro, by the way, that woman's name is Joan.

Première diffusion : 29 octobre 2012

S1 E10 • Episode 10: Momma Metcalf (aka Gift Raps for Hire)

Letter to lloyd (sic): Epic Lloyd it would be cool if you did kinda the opposite of a dis rap , My mom is crazy but a good momma she is a security officer at a mental health place for the criminally insane and she only 4,9 0_0 but yeah she would always threaten us when me and my brother would fight . So yeah a diss rap wouldnt really work her nam is elsie metcalf and she is a awesome momma. So do a rap for a kick ass momma. Oh yeah Im a Armored stick fighter who also skateboards I broke my ankle last summer and my mum was like (boy you too old for that in the best black momma voice I could do ) .

Première diffusion : 24 décembre 2012