S1 E1 • The Peculiar Second Marriage of Archie Jones

It's 1974. Archie Jones is one of life's great losers. Even his attempt to kill himself is foiled by a passing butcher. The return of his old war comrade, Samad Iqbal, brings back a secret Archie has been trying to forget, and Samad's wedding to a feisty girl half his age makes lonely Archie feel even worse. Convinced that he 'picked up the wrong life in the cloakroom of existence', Archie is not expecting a sudden diversion to a funkier place. But on New Year's Eve, a chance encounter at a wild party changes everything.

Première diffusion : 17 septembre 2002

S1 E2 • The Temptation of Samad Iqbal

Samad Iqbal is in self-described 'chicken tikka purgatory', working as a waiter in his cousin's curry house and forced to sleep in the loft by his wife, Alsana, who is on sex-strike. Fate presents frustrated Samad with the ultimate test of his faith, in the shapely form of Poppy Burt-Jones, his twin sons' teacher. A passionate adulterous affair throws Samad into turmoil. He decides to try and make amends by saving his sons from the corruption of the West, although he can afford to send only one of them back to Bangladesh for a proper education in the old ways. Millat needs it most, but Magid saw his dad kissing Poppy.

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 2002

S1 E3 • The Trouble with Millat

It's 1992, and sexy Millat is 17, streetwise and idolised by Archie's daughter Irie, who is in turn adored by nerdy Josh Malfen. When all three get caught with a joint at school, their punishment is study classes with Josh's eccentric parents, controversial geneticists Marcus and Joyce. Millat charms Joyce, and soon moves in with them after Samad kicks him out. But before long, Joyce and Irie are heartbroken when Millat leaves to join an Islamic sect. Meanwhile, to Samad's horror, grown-up Magid is more 'British' than ever. He has a place at Oxford - and a secret benefactor who is flying him home.

Première diffusion : 1 octobre 2002

S1 E4 • The Return of Magid Iqbal

Magid arrives home in 1992 and moves in with his benefactor, Marcus Malfen. They are preparing for the launch of Malfen's breakthrough in genetic engineering - FutureMouse. However, there is trouble in store. Josh has run away to join F.A.T.E, an animal rights group with plans for mouse liberation. Millat is training with K.E.V.I.N, who think FutureMouse is an abomination. And Irie, now Malfen's secretary, is sick of his comments about her magnificent breasts. The FutureMouse launch day arrives and everyone is going. Will the twins reconcile with their parents? Will FutureMouse - and Malfen - escape the wrath of F.A.T.E and K.E.V.I.N?

Première diffusion : 8 octobre 2002