Des chiffres et des chiffres

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

I couldn't believe that.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

It became even more chocking.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

How come I'd never heard about it.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I had no idea what's going on.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

I have a hard time accepting that.

MAIS FERME LA À UN MOMENT.

OH les dauphins sont importants pour l'écosystème ? VOILÀ QUI EST ÉTONNANT. Ah bon ? Les requins ne sont pas des gros monstres qui tuent des gens l'été à Amity ? Un label gagne de l'argent ? Il ne fait pas ça pour aider son prochain comme le voulait le camarade Staline ?

Sérieux mec...

Je trouve ça incroyable, Netflix a inventé le blockmentaire. Ce genre de documentaire où l'on en prend plein les yeux, paf paf paf ça va vite bam bam informations ça c'est des méchants ça c'est bien ça c'est pas dit y a ça y a ça y a ça y a ça aussi regarde là ici ça brille montage chiffre chiffre courbe musique de tension chiffre courbe courbe article de journal courbe et chiffre.

Et qu'est ce qu'on retient du documentaire ? Rien.
Trop d'informations, d'intervenants, de courbes. Je ne suis pas payer par le lobby de la pêche pour démonter ce blockmentaire, évidemment, il traite d'un sujet grave et important, mais qu'est ce qu'on en retient ? Toutes ces stats, ces courbes, couplées à des images choques. Tout au plus je peux ressortir trois stats sur, je sais pas une cinquantaine ? de tout le métrage. Tous ces chiffres, ces informations et ces données sont bateaux ("bateaux", c'est un documentaire sur la pêche, like et abonne-toi) pour la plupart. Et étant inondé (je m'arrête plus) par toutes ces infos, celles que je ne connais et qui peuvent m'étonner sont noyés (xptdr) parmis celles que tout le monde connaît depuis 10 ans.

Ça m'énerve, ça m'énerve car c'est important de parler de ça, mais je trouve que c'est horriblement mal fait. J'ai juste l'impression d'être pris pour un con pendant 1h30...