Against all better judgement, and no doubt hampered by hedonistic impulses of summer, I found myself enjoying Step Up: The Streets (translated bizarrely into Sexy Dance) Why? Why? Why? Moose. For all the madness in the world, this here is one incredibly talented nerdface whose goofiness only enhances his brilliant dancing. Equal parts Fred Astaire, Merce Cunningham and Michael Jackson, boy-man Moose reminds you that athleticism and hardcore moves are no match for timing and style. Now, if the movie had no one else, I'd have given it 10 outta 10. Oh, and the opening scene is crazy awesome too.